100 things about me (I hope)

1. I have six cats.
2. I used to dislike cats a lot. Then along came Harvey and changed my mind.
3. I also have two dogs...
4. And a wonderful husband...
5. And a semi permanent resident nephew.
6. I am a second generation chartered accountant....
7. But I always hated numbers.
8. I got my nose pierced when I was 16 despite being told not to.
9. That is probably why I had it done.
10. Some of my work colleagues still haven't noticed.
11. I have very short hair.
12. I am going grey at my temples and I hate it.
13. I am currently undergoing infertility tests.
14. It sucks big hairy donkey balls.
15. I don't.
16. I play the bass guitar...
17. Badly.
18. I can't sing whilst I play.
19. I also play the piano and the clarinet.
20. I like knitting.
21. The only things I can knit so far are scarves and blankets.
22. I cannot sew.
23. I like gardening.
23. But we only grow edible crops.
24. I like beer.
25. A lot.
26. I go to France several times a year to stock up.
27. Sadly I usually run out long before the next trip.
28. I love the colour purple.
29. I think Brussel Sprouts are evil.
30. But I grow them because my mother loves them.
31. I am very close to my family.
32. I like to cook.
33. I can't eat cheese.
34. But sometimes I do.
35. I met my husband when I was 17.
36. We were both working in McDonalds.
37. He was 18.
38. We got married on the tenth anniversary of our first date.
39. We've been married 18 months.
40. He was my first and only boyfriend.
41. We lived together for five years before we got married.
42. He converted to me to a love of Star Wars.
43. Somehow I never saw it until I was 18.
44. I've been making up for time ever since.
45. I have a sneaking preference for the prequel trilogy.
46. But I won't admit that to the Baron.
47. I do not like anything to touch my throat.
48. I think I may have had my head chopped off in a previous life.
49. I am not ticklish.
50. I love reading.
51. I especially like reading about 18th and 19th century history.
52. I have a degree in biomedical science.
53. I attended a post mortem.
54. I used to work as a phlebotomist.
55. However, I have a phobia of needles when stuck in me.
56. I decided that the NHS was not for me.
57. And trained at the same accountancy firm that my father trained at.
58. I adore playing the Sims.
59. But my disk is scratched and it won't play.
60. I like killing people off.
61. I play Lego Star Wars a fair bit...
62. Despite being 29.
63. I post a lot at a Catholic forum.
64. I am not Catholic.
65. I don't want to be Catholic either.
66. I just like a lot of the people.
67. I also practice Natural Family Planning.
68. I say I, but clearly the Baron is involved in that one.
69. I don't see the point, since we appear to be as infertile as a dead rhinocerous.
70. I want to go back to Jamaica.
71. Despite the bad bugs that feast on my flesh.
72. I am addicted to diet coke.
73. I've made several attempt to give up.
74. But I always come back for more.
75. My favourite comedy is Black Books.
76. I am sad that there will be no more.
77. I detest Tony Blair.
78. I think he is a dangerous liar.
79. I think George W Bush is a very dangerous man.
80. I have a cat headbutting me right now.
81. I think One Eyed Willy is the most beautiful one eyed cat in the world.
82. I am going to have my own eyes lasered.
83. I am scared shitless.
84. But I am fed up of my crap eyesight.
85. I cannot see a thing without my glasses on.
86. I want to get a tattoo.
87. I want two semiquavers on my hip.
88. But I don't like needles.
89. I put it off thinking I would get pregnant and it would deform as I grew bigger.
90. I laugh in the face of my previously optimistic self.
91. I have a fear of frogs.
92. I can't sleep without ear plugs.
93. I love lime shower gel.
94. I want to learn how to fish.
95. I also want to learn how to ride a motorbike.
96. I have never ever been on one.
97. I never go on rollercoasters.
98. I look after the bags.
99. I am a bag whore.
100. I actually found 100 things to say!