Question and answer

1. Why are puppies so cute?

So you don't kill them when they eat:

Your house telephone;
The blanket you have been knitting for weeks;
Cat shit;
The piano stool;
The Darth Vader water feature that lives in your pond; and
The fish that live in your pond. OK, he didn't eat them, but he keeps getting in to sniff them.

2. Why do rottweilers have such thick necks?

So you can't strangle them when they help your puppy to eat the aforementioned items.

3. Where do all the Jaffa Cakes go?

In my tummy. I am a Jaffaholic.

4. How did Lila break her toe?

Fuck knows. That dog is a mystery.

5. Why am I such a lazy blogger?

Because I spend most of my time at home these days trying to stop the wave of destruction named Zach :)