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DMouse will do anything for you...within reason, of course!

DMouse is my world...

DMouse for president...(or not)

DMouse groove...

DMouse, better than sex... you'd better believe it!

Kick ass with DMouse!

I want DMouse and I want it now... doesn't everyone?

So just out of idle curiosity, and too much time on my hands, I thought I'd see what it has for the other people in my life.

Endless possibilities with The Baron. Most of them are sexual, but let's not go there now.

The Boy is the best! And who could disagree with that!

Frankie makes your day. Just watch him fold his ears back.

I can't believe it's Ellie. I can. I've seen her in action.

I love Charlie. I really do.

You don't want Willow as your enemy! Too bloody true! She is vicious!

Go to heaven with Holly. Or she'll smack you.

Ozzie's got it all. Actually, I think he's eaten it all.

Lila - Your personal entertainer. Hell, yes!