I saw the doctor today. I very nearly inserted my negative pregnancy test into his rectum. He will not consider any further investigation for another six months.
So I have to wait. He says I will either have a baby or a period. Time will tell which.
I think he realised that I was going to hurt him, so he finally agreed to request a beta test if I wanted one.
Not that it matters, since I have meetings arranged all this week which I cannot alter (I did that to get to the fucking appointment today).
I'm not going to bother. I'll find out eventually, and since the hospital will not see me until six months have passed or I present as an emergency, I might as well save my blood for now.
If nothing has happened in three weeks, then I will go back and shove the entire box of pregnancy tests up his arse.
1 comment:
(dumbfounded) You will have either a baby or a period. Well, that's a big relief to know that he's so on top of things! And he would let you go six months without checking anything else? Words fail me as to what kind of idiot this man is. Next visit, be sure to bring the jumbo sized box of tests.
Posted by: Kimmer | Wednesday, 01 June 2005 at 11:56
Time to change doctors, perhaps? What a jerk!
Sorry that you do not have any answers, DMouse. That sucks.
Posted by: Pez | Wednesday, 01 June 2005 at 19:26
What an idiot (the doctor, not you)! Hope you find something out either way soon.
Posted by: Katie | Wednesday, 01 June 2005 at 23:18
I'm confused...he refused to give you a pregnancy test??!
Oh, drop that doc like a bad habit, please!
Posted by: Miss Arrogant | Thursday, 02 June 2005 at 18:44
I think your doctor is also the Village Idiot! For the record, I really hope that you are pregnant. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
Posted by: Kross-Eyed Kitty | Friday, 03 June 2005 at 19:49
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